Lets be honest. There are a number of reasons you shouldn’t be reading this.<\/p>\n
1. I can’t spell for shit.<\/p>\n
2. I use a lot of English slang which people over in the colonies, who had a hissy fit at paying a few taxes so they threw their tea in the water and went from George Washington to George Bush, can’t understand me.<\/p>\n
3. I’ve started swearing on my blog. I think it’s both amusing and clever.<\/p>\n
4. I’m not really an SEO, just some guy who likes to lounge around in his underwear watching day time TV rather than work in an office with a pot plant. I find if you just talk about how important H1 tags are no one will notice.<\/p>\n
5. I’ve read books, most SEO’s have never read a book and consider it strange.<\/p>\n
6. If I wasn’t making money online I’d be a night shift security guard at a regional museum.<\/p>\n
7. I think Jason Calacanis is Cool.<\/p>\n
8. I’ve never been to an SEO conference.<\/p>\n
9. I think most people who use the Internet for longer than 8 hours are weird. Except me, I’m extra normal.<\/p>\n
10. I think the SEO industry is way too white.<\/p>\n
11. I think SEO is easy, but mostly repetitive and boring. After ten years of honing my craft I don’t find it difficult at all.<\/p>\n
12. I use Wikipedia a lot and even link to it.<\/p>\n
13 I use Alexa constantly and love the spikes in my traffic.<\/p>\n
14. I think the little green bar is cool, and if I ever go to PR 6 will throw a party in it’s honour.<\/p>\n
15. I always fast forward the Webmaster Radio commercials.<\/p>\n
16. I once disagreed with Danny Sullivan.<\/p>\n
17. You could be spending time with a beautiful woman, or man, or two women under a moonlit sky, by the beach, sipping drinks garnished with umbrellas. Why do they do that? The umbrella? What’s the purpose? I mean, I realise that a stick with a cherry on the end is not simply a garnish, you get to eat it. But an umbrella?
\nOr is it a parasol? They look like parasols to me, you know, to keep the sun off. I’ve never seen anyone use a life sized parasol.<\/p>\n
18. I tend to go off on tangents and get distracted.<\/p>\n
19. I still don’t know what latent semantic indexing is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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