Culled from World Weekly News and the Sun, this collection of headlines is a good way to ingest the essence of a good headline and write some killer headlines for your own articles.<\/p>\n
Especially if your blog is about Baby eating Alien Vampire bats who look like Elvis<\/p>\n
I?M GOING TO CLONE THE WORLD?S UGLIEST DOG!
\nBIGFOOT VS. ALIENS! HAIRY HERO DEFENDS HOME TURF AGAINST SPACE INVADERS!
\nWas Dubya?s granddad a grave robber? BUSH FAMILY STOLE GERONIMO?S SKULL!
\nCOWARDLY MATADOR ONLY FIGHTS RABBITS
\nWORLD?S FATTEST BIGFOOT SHOCKS SCIENTISTS
\n6-LEGGED HORSE BANNED FROM RACING!
\nMaggots are good medicine
\nSUNFRANCE?S NEW FOOD FAD: ESCARGOT SMOOTHIES
\nMAN ARRESTED FOR WEARING ZIPPER IN ?NO FLY? ZONE! ?
\nCHENEY ARRESTS MAN FOR MAKING HIM LAUGH
\nBUSH HIRES DUMB BLONDES . . . so he?ll look smart
\nSATAN HIRES PUBLICIST TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE!
\nMAN INVENTS ROTARY CELL PHONE
\nJUDGE WHO BARRED WITCHES FROM ADOPTING CHILDREN TURNED INTO GUINEA PIG!
\nCURSE OF THE ICE MAN!
\nPHANTOM OF THE IVORIES Liberace?s ghost haunts Vegas nightspot
\nGOD?S AUTOGRAPH SELLS FOR $500 MILLION
\nJILTED BRIDE ASKS FOR VOLUNTEER FROM AUDIENCE
\nBLOOD SUCKING DRACULA SQUIRRELS INVADE U.S.
\nWas medieval ?demon? a giant squirrel?
\nASTRONOMER DISCOVERS PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OF NOODLES
\nMan sets lard-eating record!
\nWOMAN DELIVERS OWN BABY WHILE SKYDIVING!
\nNoah had dinosaurs on the Ark!
\nMULTIPLE PERSONALITY MAN CHARGED TRIPLE ROOM RATE!
\nGiant Mexican monster skull proves? OGOPOGO IS ALIVE!
\nMAN RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM AFTER MONEY BURNS HOLE IN HIS POCKET!
\nNew hope for the dead!
\nSPEND IT WHILE YOU CAN! U.S. currency accidentally printed with disappearing ink!
\nTaco vendor turns tiny visitors? abandoned spacecraft into an . . . ALIEN SOMBRERO!
\nIraqi madman?s pantyhose secret!
\nVAMPIRES ATTACK U.S. TROOPS Army of undead taking over mountains of Afghanistan!
\n550,000 Elvises can?t be wrong!
\nCharles Bronson?s brain is for sale!
\nTHE WORLD IS RUNNING OUT OF VAMPIRES & GHOULS Monster rights groups blame President Bush!
\n126 reasons you should never get drunk at a tattoo convention!
\nONE ANGRY WOMAN, A SHARP KNIFE & 13 men whose lives will never be the same!
\nIt?s like Oscar night for terrorists . . . WHO WILL WIN THE OSAMA?
\nGNOMES OF DEATH LURE DIVERS TO DROWNING HORROR
\nVAMPIRE POODLES GO ON BLOODY RAMPAGE!
\nMan with large fuzzy slippers creates enough electricity to heat his house
\nMUTE DRIVER HONKS OUT A ROAD RAGE IN MORSE CODE
\nJESUS WAS A JAPANESE GARLIC FARMER!
\nJUDGE FIRES BAILIFF FOR USING ?MOBY DICK? INSTEAD OF BIBLE TO SWEAR WITNESSES IN!
\n Michael Jackson wants to live with leprechauns
\nMAN REINCARNATED AS HIMSELF!
\nMAN-MADE TORNADOES ESCAPE FROM CIA LAB
\nTOWN SAVES MONEY BY BURYING LOVED ONES IN QUICKSAND
\nALIEN MUMMY GOES ON RAMPAGE! Trick-or-treaters terrorized by undead E.T.
\nSPANISH ARMADA WAS SUNK BY UFOs
\nCat found with hoard of over 200 TONGUES!
\nRESEARCHER DETERMINES DEER AND ANTELOPE NEVER PLAYED TOGETHER!
\nFRENCHMAN JAILED FOR TAKING BATH
\nScientists prove Paris Hilton is more intelligent than Bush
\nINNOVATIVE REAL ESTATE COMPANY OFFERS NEW LEASE ON LIFE!
\nBEACH PARTY TERROR! DEADLY MANFISH EMERGES FROM THE OCEAN TO ATTACK PARTYGOERS!
\nOBNOXIOUS KIDS DRIVE GHOSTS FROM HAUNTED HOUSE
\nCoyotes protect alien baby from government agents
\nFIREFIGHTER FIRED FOR FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE!
\nMAN HITS SNOOZE 892 TIMES?and strolls into work 5? days late!
\nSCIENTIST FINDS WOMEN?S ASKING-FOR-DIRECTIONS GENE
\nSPACE ALIENS GIVE EARTH ULTIMATUM: FEED US YOUR GEEZERS OR ELSE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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